Sam M.

This burger is as good as Andrew is bad. It's sweetness and harmoniousness are qualities that Andrew doesn't not exhibit. It strikes a great balance between flavors. Andrew doesn't. Also, eating underneath giant pornographic images enhances the experience significantly. Andrew did not.

It's hard to judge Andrew as a person when he's not a person at all. He is a luminary, and inspirational figure amongst the commercially driven tat of today's society. A true leader. That said, today I'll give him 2/10. And that's generous.

The sides were appetizers, but the mustard was subtle. Too much hype, but the cracklin actually crackled. When the seagulls follow the trawler it's because they expect the fish to be thrown back into the ocean.