Beth N.

Perhaps the slightest bit too baconey such that the cheese and arugula didn't come through but extremely delicious nonetheless. Underwhelmed by the sweet potato fries but very impressed with the selection of sides. Thumbs up on the soft unobtrusive potato bun. Slightly cramped but made chatting with great company easier. Two thumbs up for the 90s bar mitzvah themed music.

Andrew gave a good speech and worked the room in an acceptable outfit - 5/10.

Andrew's purple pants and the rest of the excellent company was my favorite part. I'm sad I didn't get a Bloody Mary which was deemed by many to be great. The burger was certainly yummy but average/overrated. Messy, didn't hold together well. I give it a 'meh'. Didn't like the fry chips, though this didn't stop me from eating them.

Salted just to the brink, meat forward, holy shit of a burger. For over a year this burger has been heralded by neighbs as "better than mediocre sex" and indeed it was.

I like Andrews's haircut and I got a high five on my way back from the bathroom. 7/10

I trudged through the first real snowfall of 2017 to the far reaches of Brooklyn and was handsomely rewarded with the korzo burger. No burger should ever be without the loving embrace of a hand made Hungarian fry bread. It catches and prevents slippage of the delicious beef and toppings, provides the ideal meat to bread ratio and the lack of greasiness is surprising and wonderful. Please excuse me while I go think about the meal I just ate. Cons: Venue was chilly, to be generous.

I may be in a post-amazing burger haze but Andrew as a person was charming, well dressed and arrived before I did. 8/10

As I sit at the top of the food chain, it feels wasteful of my power in the animal kingdom to forego eating meat. I was hoping the impossible veggie burger would not disappoint but, alas, it did.
Pros: patriotic, yummy fries, decent tunes, finally being able to attend burger club, ssam sauce
Cons: creepy bleed, saltiness, aftertaste, having to beg for stools for entire party