Andrew B.

An excellently harmonious burger that has one flaw: texture. I feel the patty may have been overworked/overcooked and had a more substantial chew than this Andrew prefers.

Andrew was really trying with his on-screen presence but he just couldn't sell us on being an actual real human. Maybe next time!

The toppings were the winner here. Great bun, great "sauce", but the texture and taste of the burger were a letdown. It had a great crust but was too reliant on salt to make up for a lack of that needed beef flavor.

Not a great showing. If I could attach photos, I wouldn't. It wouldn't be worth it. It was a disaster of a burger. But the spicy shack sauce was a nice addition...

A fine bacon-infused burger. The smoked gruyere cheese paired perfectly with the bacon below. Andrew seemingly cross-promoted this with his classical music lists ... Andrew = 2.3/10

Andrew, once again, was watchless and late. 3/10.

The burger was delicious but the beef was overwhelmed by the pepper crust and toppings. Great texture, great flavor overall but not on par with some of its similar-priced brethren.

A fine patty party bookended with beers and some nice pink patty. Mine was a bit overcooked but it came with some unexpected accoutrements (chips and a pickle) - a grilled cheese burger is never one to shy away from.

Andrew, on the other hand, was without Fay. She's now an integral part of his being and without her he is barely identifiable as human. 2.2/10, the .2 is for the burger pin he wore, a stylish accent nestled among an otherwise unglamorous and frankly reviling attempt at resembling a human.

$12.50 for a cheeseburger with no sides. It was a well cooked, decently seasoned and sized diner-style burger not worthy of any great praise or critique. Another $6 for fries that should've come as an included side.

Andrew, surprisingly, was the first to arrive and made a reservation that wasn't turned down. Amazing. 3.6/10!