The Happiest Burger

The Happiest Burger

$10.00

Overall Burger Score

Consolidated scores from 14 ratings

6.0 /10
The Details
Taste
6.2 /10
Texture
6.0 /10
Toppings
6.0 /10
Sides
6.6 /10
Value
4.1 /10
Venue ambiance
5.6 /10
Harmoniousness
7.1 /10

Member Reviews

April 05, 2016
6.9 /10
Taste
6.0 /10
Texture
6.0 /10
Toppings
8.0 /10
Sides
7.0 /10
Value
5.0 /10
Venue
7.0 /10
Harmony
9.0 /10
5.3 /10

Love the 1$/ounce beers!

Taste
6.0 /10
Texture
5.0 /10
Toppings
6.0 /10
Sides
7.0 /10
Value
4.0 /10
Venue
2.0 /10
Harmony
7.0 /10
April 05, 2016
6.1 /10

A glorified Big Mac, not that that's a bad thing. Overall a solid grease burger/fries combo but the $8/$9 beer price point hurt me deep.

And, call me a Luddite, but after all these fancy website upgrades we don't have the ease of manually adding an Andrew-as-a-person score like we did in the paper and pencil days. I don't trust this.

Taste
8.0 /10
Texture
8.0 /10
Toppings
7.0 /10
Sides
6.0 /10
Value
3.0 /10
Venue
3.0 /10
Harmony
8.0 /10
April 05, 2016
5.6 /10

I loved this place mostly because all of my friends (and the burgers) were here. Now it's time to go home!

Taste
2.0 /10
Texture
8.0 /10
Toppings
1.0 /10
Sides
5.0 /10
Value
3.0 /10
Venue
10.0 /10
Harmony
10.0 /10
April 05, 2016
6.3 /10

Andrew, as a person, again, another race to the bottom as far as humans go.

I like our server who was easy going and seemed cool with a table of a million people. And her curls had a prefect amount of bounce.

The shoestring fries were a treat but I am morally opposed to not having sides included in the overall price of burger. What is this? Per Se?

The hamburger left a lot to be desired. I had recently planned a run to end at Five Guys and found that burger much more satisfying.

Taste
6.0 /10
Texture
5.0 /10
Toppings
6.0 /10
Sides
9.0 /10
Value
3.0 /10
Venue
8.0 /10
Harmony
7.0 /10
5.0 /10

This was decent but I would not seek out this burger. It's salty and has a McDonald's like texture. However if I was hammered and eating it I would think it's great as fast food fix .

Taste
5.0 /10
Texture
5.0 /10
Toppings
5.0 /10
Sides
5.0 /10
Value
5.0 /10
Venue
5.0 /10
Harmony
5.0 /10
6.6 /10

Great place! The drinks and fries are top notch but not a truly memorable burger. I wouldn't hesitate to order it again, but not something to come here for specifically. The drinks and fries however...

Taste
6.0 /10
Texture
5.0 /10
Toppings
7.0 /10
Sides
9.0 /10
Value
4.0 /10
Venue
8.0 /10
Harmony
7.0 /10
4.7 /10

Andrew? Clever chap. Too bad really.

Taste
7.0 /10
Texture
5.0 /10
Toppings
3.0 /10
Sides
5.0 /10
Value
5.0 /10
Venue
2.0 /10
Harmony
6.0 /10
April 05, 2016
7.4 /10

Amazing organizational and technical skills!! Way to go Andrew!

Taste
8.0 /10
Texture
5.0 /10
Toppings
10.0 /10
Sides
7.0 /10
Value
7.0 /10
Venue
8.0 /10
Harmony
7.0 /10
4.4 /10

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Taste
5.0 /10
Texture
4.0 /10
Toppings
4.0 /10
Sides
2.0 /10
Value
5.0 /10
Venue
5.0 /10
Harmony
6.0 /10