Alissa P.

Oui oui! There are not many life-changing burgers you’ll have in your life, but this is one of them. From the presentation to the melting cheese, every moment was a sumptuous burger journey. As a sides purest, who prefers French fries, I was even a fan of the Brussels sprouts, which were prettying effing great. As the French lady said, “this is a fucking good burger.” *chef’s kiss

Andrew rating: 4.8 because you don’t have the edit feature yet and you were being bougie by speaking French to all the French people.

Andrew had a burger pin, which felt like a strongman tactic that I didn’t like. He’s not that Burger King! 🍔🤴4 from me.

Intriguing flavors and textures that were surprisingly delightful. Who knew a shrimp/beef burger would be this good.

Not often a burger can bring me this much joy. We have been blessed by the burger gods.

Maybe it's because of my Italian heritage, but this perfect was burger in every way.

For Andrew: 5. This was Andrew's best day. I don't know if I'm euphoric about the burger but Andrew looked sharp, was on time, and was pleasant company. Maybe because he was hungover? Anything is possible in this new world, I guess.

The burger was incredible. The fries were incomparable. I even liked the pickle. It's expensive, of course, but it's worth it. I can't believe I've had this burger twice in my life and some people never have. It's an american tragedy.

This was a weird Burger experience. Each bite was more interesting (and worse) than the last. After this burger, I need a palette cleanser and a hug. Vegan mayo should be banned.

The fries, with their McDonalds-esque flavor, were the best part, as was the American flag toothpick.

Even worst than the burger's performance was Andrew's. Wooooh boy. This guy! Emailing us at 8 am to get to the restaurant early but he himself showed up late. He also tried to bribe us for a better rating. This is Trump's America, I suppose. We can't trust our leaders. Rating for Andrew 1.8 (points for the cardigan, a saving grace.)

The simplicity of this burger was welcome to my palette.

1.6 for Andrew. He looks like a predator.

I believe in burgers again. Great flavors. I want to marry this burger.

Fay has outdone herself once again. Complex, decadent and great use of gruyere. 5 Michelin stars!